Greetings o’niners, friends, and first-timers. Somehow we all survived Baby Got Bacteria’s debut annum and lived to tell the tale. What a year, eh ? Apparently BGB gets to skip right over freshman bullying and the sophomore slump and pole-vault straight into the senior prom –skinny tie and all. What else can we do but celebrate with another riveting if rigorous itinerary o’ rock and roll ?? To wit :: the first show of the new year was an earth-shattering success. The second show ended with police presence, an unambiguously-ordered cease-and-desist command, and the mysterious and sudden disappearance of our most conspicuous celebrity fan: a certain lead singer of a certain internationally-acclaimed rock band whose name is the same as a certain eating utensil and rhymes with the word “poon.”
So it goes. Nonetheless that’s just the doormat, as they say, and we’ve got bigger fish to fry, as others say. Watch the headlines for details regarding BGB’s AssMassacre Tour 2009 as we reunite with friends old and new and lay waste to tedium and rot. We’ll be joined by our superhero gal-pals in the Brass Ovaries Pole Dancers for more than a show or two, including our next adventure in the Sex Workers Resource Benefit Showcase at the Creekside Lounge on Friday, February 13th. Don’t miss out on that one. Sex doesn’t have to be work, and we want to help. In addition to that heart stopper, you’ll see the Bacteria out-and-about with those heel-biters in Foot Patrol on March 7th at the Moose Lodge, during the SXSW music festival in mid-March, and with gangland futurists PONG on March 28th at Emo’s. What more can we say ?? Auspicious is our middle finger. See you soon.
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