Baby Got Bacteria

Of Bacteria and Ninjas

PV — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:51:09 +0000

Not. So. Fast. Princess.

Baby Got Bacteria w/ Ninja Academy and special guests

What’s folded into the winds of October ? Perchance the last sound you’ll ever hear: the bass and drum fury of Ninja Academy from Los Angeles, performing with your favorite bruisers in Baby Got Bacteria !! When ?? Have patience, Grasshopper. Not until the Winterfylleth will the Academy and the Bacteria flatten the land and storm the Hole in the Wall: October 10th ! Special guests from out of nowhere. You are transfixed and silent like a reed in the wind. Fighting begins at ten o’ clock.

PV — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:29:09 +0000

Join Baby Got Bacteria and the Brass Ovaries Pole Dancers for a very special birthday party at the Hole in the Wall on Friday, July 17th. Your home-town Bacteria heroes headline this great bill which includes Opposite Day, I am Mesmer, and Squidbucket. Show starts at 10pm (BGB will start at 12mid or so).

When we last met :: Tightness, Tightness, Tightess. Boom Boom Boom. You Know?

Emo’s Evidence

PV — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 01:45:38 +0000

Mommy’s a Rock Star

PV — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:01:51 +0000

If you got your face too deep in the cup this weekend, you might’ve missed bits-n-pieces of the Bacteria ensemble zigging and zagging in-n-out of various SXSW venues, dragging a coterie of Japanese rock stars with them. No matter. The showcase of showcases is nigh: this Saturday night, March 28th, at Emo’s –yes Emo’s, the little Houston punk club that could– BGB reunites with its sister-asylum, The Brass Ovaries Pole Dancers for an evening of joy & post-festival mayhem. Advance tickets wha ?? That’s right: advance tickets are available (at a slight discount) here — can. not. wait. to. see. you. there. baby !!

Happy New Year, Bacteriums

PV — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:57:51 +0000

Greetings o’niners, friends, and first-timers. Somehow we all survived Baby Got Bacteria’s debut annum and lived to tell the tale. What a year, eh ? Apparently BGB gets to skip right over freshman bullying and the sophomore slump and pole-vault straight into the senior prom –skinny tie and all. What else can we do but celebrate with another riveting if rigorous itinerary o’ rock and roll ?? To wit :: the first show of the new year was an earth-shattering success. The second show ended with police presence, an unambiguously-ordered cease-and-desist command, and the mysterious and sudden disappearance of our most conspicuous celebrity fan: a certain lead singer of a certain internationally-acclaimed rock band whose name is the same as a certain eating utensil and rhymes with the word “poon.”

So it goes. Nonetheless that’s just the doormat, as they say, and we’ve got bigger fish to fry, as others say. Watch the headlines for details regarding BGB’s AssMassacre Tour 2009 as we reunite with friends old and new and lay waste to tedium and rot. We’ll be joined by our superhero gal-pals in the Brass Ovaries Pole Dancers for more than a show or two, including our next adventure in the Sex Workers Resource Benefit Showcase at the Creekside Lounge on Friday, February 13th. Don’t miss out on that one. Sex doesn’t have to be work, and we want to help. In addition to that heart stopper, you’ll see the Bacteria out-and-about with those heel-biters in Foot Patrol on March 7th at the Moose Lodge, during the SXSW music festival in mid-March, and with gangland futurists PONG on March 28th at Emo’s. What more can we say ?? Auspicious is our middle finger. See you soon.

December 5 at Hole in the Wall

admin — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 23:08:53 +0000

This show has a little something for everyone – you like whores? We got whores. You like faggots? We got faggots. And for those of you who have been around, we’ll be anchoring the night accompanied by the beautiful and courageous Brass Ovaries Pole Dancing Company. Come on out — it’ll be big fun.

Baby Got Bacteria December 5

Recording Update

admin — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:59:36 +0000

The crew is going to finish up our first demo recording tomorrow evening. We have cut some killer tracks over at Peter Stopschinski’s studio, and it’s really shaping up to be something special. Here within a few days we’ll be posting real honest to god high-quality demos of

Tightness Tightness Tightness, Boom Boom Boom, You Know?
Gettin’ Out of the Car (with no panties on)
and
Cooties

We had a blast recording — we managed to enlist Lucky Dukes and Phillip White for help on BG vox and the clap(s).

Family Style and Conjunctivitis Junction

admin — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:38:59 +0000

Live at the Hole in the Wall on August 1 this year – our debut gig. The spectacular Katwood leads us in a modern parable about keeping it all in the family, and then Suzannadannah and Evilkinz kick in to help us all spread the wealth. Check out PVs blistering solos! Video by our good friend Daysha at Earthbird Music.

Hello world, indeed!

admin — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 22:03:08 +0000

On behalf of PV, the Drummer, Katwood, Suzannadannah, Evilkinz and myself, I would like to welcome you to our home on the web. Check back often for updates on our shows, recordings, and general goings on.

- Sal M